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hotwhiteguy:

and they say romance is dead

hotwhiteguy:

and they say romance is dead

christiandinoor:

69chainzzz420:

Incredible

0-100 at light speed

blackromney:

walking in a crowded hallway like

image

jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

verywetteen:

spoon me while we watch bobs burgers until I fall asleep and drool all over you plz

I asked an Asian girl for her number, she said “SEX SEX SEX FREE SEX TONIGHT” I was like WOW  and then suddenly her friend explained “She means 6663629”. ok. 

shadowkixx:

deelekgolo:

Cookie Clicker

this is the gifset i’ve waited for ever since cookie clicker started

ironicplanecrashes:

intern-skylar:

the-treble:

I was a little bothered by their use of the word “pussy” but other than that, this was a good piece. (source)

"being a real man is about knowing oneself as a man"

"being a real man is about knowing oneself as a man"

"being a real man is about knowing oneself as a man"

17. Sex isn’t a gift Women bestow upon Men. 

18. You’re not a loser for not having sex. Your worth is not tied into your ability to have sex with Women. 

These are by far the biggest of the lies and the most common 

The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but to hold hands.

( (via icanrelateto) )

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?