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dogs99999:

You can get the 64 pack of crayola crayons at walmart for only $2.64. That’s a good price. They also have coloring books of dogs for $1. That’s also a good price. In case you want something to do

grimelords:

rob your friends

grimelords:

rob your friends

thepridelandss:

im-sooo-changable:

torchy-worchy:

twoandtwentyonebee:

I don’t think most cis guys understand what a period is. It isn’t a steady trickle of blood, like if you get a cut on accident. It’s chunks and strings of bloody paste that’s so thick sometimes that it’s black, and the smell is really strong like carnage, and God forbid you have pubic hair cause you have to take ten showers to get it all out.

And so the whole male population is traumatised

Good

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

Can you draw a jealous jellyfish?
+ keep-the-pieces

bewbin:

401,960 plays

basedpidgeot:

drakefanclub:

diancie:

im-a-walking-paradox:

NAH

a mess

oh my god i would fucking kill her

END VINE

mitch-the-snow-prince:

Someone had to draw this exact frame.

mitch-the-snow-prince:

Someone had to draw this exact frame.

beardhairdontcare:

Your boyfriend eating the pussy:

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Me eating the pussy:

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silenthill:

yall in 2009: i will never send nudes!

yall today: pussy or butthole

suchspiritedwords:

clubpenguln:

SCHOOL IS SOON

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THAT MEANS HOMEWORK

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RESPONSIBILITIES

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I definitely do not remember episodes of Spongebob looking this demonic.